Skippy Dies by Paul Murray (Faber & Faber, $28 hardcover, 9780865479432/0865479437, $30 trade paper three-volume boxed set,
9780865479487/0865479488, September 7, 2010)
Skippy and his roommate, Ruprecht, are having a
doughnut-eating contest one November evening at Ed's Doughnut House, the local
hangout, when Skippy turns purple and falls off his chair. At first, Ruprecht
is not concerned; he's pleased because this means he'll win the race. Then he
realizes something is terribly wrong: Skippy's on the floor, writhing and
wheezing.

Skippy raises a hand and writes on the floor, in raspberry syrup from
the pastry: TELL LORI. Then he smiles, and dies. But how? And why? The how and
the why form the core of this hilarious and harrowing novel by Paul
Murray.
It begins with Howard Fallon's history class,
where he's coaxing his students to name the main key players of WWI--"Come
on, now. The main protagonists. Just the main ones. Anybody?" He ignores
Ruprecht Van Doren's upstretched hand--he always has the answer; passes over
Daniel "Skippy" Juster, who stares into space as if drugged; and asks
Mario, who's playing with his cell phone.
" 'Uh...." Mario prevaricates. 'Well,
Italy....'
'Italy was in charge of the catering,'
Niall Henaghan suggests.
'Hey,' Mario warns.
'Sir, Mario calls his wang Il Duce.'
'Sir!' "
Finally, class is over, and Howard is left to
wonder, as always, if anyone has heard a thing he's said; "he can
practically see his words crumpled up on the floor."
Several of Murray's leitmotifs are deftly
presented here: student boredom, adolescent mockery, teacher despair and
hormones. The boys are second-year students at elite Seabrook College, a
historic Catholic boys' school in Dublin, and Skippy and his friends--Dennis,
Niall, Mario, Ruprecht and Geoff--are boarders at Seabrook, unlucky souls who
have to live in the Tower. "Any
Harry Potter–type fantasies tend to get
squashed pretty quickly: life in the Tower, an ancient building composed mostly
of draughts, is a deeply unmagical experience." But the boarders do have
one advantage: their windows look down on the yard of St Brigid's girls' school
(and the terrifying Ghost Nun, who roams the grounds after dark wielding a crucifix, or pinking shears).
Skippy is the hub around whom the other boys
revolve--he's smart, he's on the swim team and he's kind. He tends to get lost
in his video game and the pills he sometimes takes--just to make things normal--enhance
his daydreaming tendencies. He's an innocent, and even Father Green, who sees
sin everywhere, sees a fragility in him, an unworldliness.
Ruprecht is the resident genius. For him, "the
world is a compendium of fascinating facts just waiting to be discovered, and a
difficult maths problem is like sinking into a nice warm bath." He
conducts experiments in the basement (time machines, X-ray glasses) and pursues
his Holy Grail--the secret of the origins of the universe.
Dennis is the arch-cynic, whose very dreams are
sarcastic. He has created a Nervous Breakdown Leaderboard. His two top
contenders are Brother Jonas, who is from Africa and has never quite caught
onto how things work at Seabrook, and Father Laughton, whose desire to instill
a love of classical music in the hearts of his students, combined with a mild
approach to discipline, make him a prime candidate for the win. And then there's
Mario, son of a diplomat in the Italian embassy, who is obsessed with
sex; they call him the David Beckham of masturbating.
The faculty at Seabrook are as diverse as the
kids. Howard Fallon, who graduated 10 years ago from Seabrook, is known as
Howard the Coward to the students. He has come back to Seabrook after a
disastrous time in brokerage, and feels like nothing has changed from his
student days, but of course, it has. The Holy Paraclete Fathers are dying out,
and when the school principal, Father Desmond Furlong, fell ill, it was a
layman--economics teacher Gregory Costigan--who took over. Costigan, disdained
by all, is called the Automator by the students and staff, and thinks his
mission is to bring Seabrook into the 21st century, to create a strong brand identity. The
Paracletes are "outmoded technology," and having them around makes
the parents anxious in the new age of churchly scandal.
Howard, stuck in a relationship he calls "a
grey tapestry of okayness," falls for Miss McIntyre--Aurelie--the sub for
an ailing geography teacher. She's blonde, stacked and has blue eyes "custom-made
for sparkling mockingly." Never have lava, ordnance maps and global
warming been so fascinating.
Father Jerome Green ("Père Vert") is
the French teacher, the school's most terrifying personage "in his black
raiment looking like a single downward stroke of a pen, a peremptory
unforgiving slash through the error-strewn copybook that is the world."
Father Green carries a terrible guilt and a concomitant ecstasy within
himself, which fuels his determination to root out sin.
The resident evil comes in the form of Barry and
Carl, Seabrook boys who strong-arm students into giving up their Ritalin or
stealing their parents' meds--they sell these as diet pills to the St Brigid's
girls. Carl is truly scary--he's drugged, he cuts himself, he's violent, and he's
addicted to porn. He lusts after Lori, who will trade kisses and gropes for
pills. Lori is also the mysterious Venus that Skippy pines for. One afternoon
in his room, looking through Ruprecht's telescope, he sees "an almost
impossible beauty. Dancing back and forth, glittering like a runaway star through
the dowdy greys of autumn..." It's a St Brigid's girl, playing Frisbee.
Skippy is entranced.
Skippy becomes one with Ruprecht's telescope, and
he is either euphorically happy or in despair, depending on sightings of
Frisbee Girl, whose name he still doesn't know. The big question: Will she be
at the annual Hallowe'en Hop? His passion gives him something he hasn't had for
sometime--happiness, even if mixed with misery. He's unhappy on the swim team
and wants to beg off, and the Game, which he plays with his father and involves
the absence of his mother, is beginning to fray.
While Skippy moons over Lori, Ruprecht moons over
a new theory, the M-theory. "Why can't we fall in love with a theory? Is
it a person we fall in love with, or the idea of a person? So yes, Ruprecht has
fallen in love." Howard also wants meaning, and longs for love; he's been
reading Robert Graves, at Aurelie's suggestion. He wants to be daring, and
finds his opportunity by volunteering to chaperone the Hallowe'en Dance with Aurelie.
So all roads converge at the Hop.

At the dance, Skippy discovers the name of
Frisbee Girl and meets her. The punch gets spiked, resulting in a mess of
deafening music, discarded costumes, bare flesh and mass vomiting. The Automator
thinks, in a bizarrely convoluted way, that Skippy is involved, so Skippy is
sent to Father Foley for counseling. As he speaks of the dangers of impure
acts, he reminds Skippy that "God, in his wisdom, has supplied us with the
means to avoid these deadly traps of the spirit, in the form of the wonderful
gift of sport.... [The Romans] wouldn't have known about rugby, but I think we
can assume that if the sport had been invented then, they would have
been playing it night and day. It's amazing how many of life's problems simply
disappear after a rousing game of rugby."
The story unwinds slowly and intriguingly, with
layers, backtracks and subtle asides--the casual drug use, the feelings of
wretchedness and helplessness ("Back at school, the bad feeling grows and
grows. The pills call to you from under the pillow. Speeding out of control,
Skip? The brakes are right here!"), the cruelty and machinations of the
girls, the friendship and banter of the boys. Ruprecht remarks that the
universe is asymmetrical: toast lands butter side down. The other boys just
want to know if in another universe girls would be more symmetrical. And
Dennis, true to form, points out that Skippy would still be a loser in a parallel
universe; they all would--they see the powerlessness of the teenage years, and
they suspect it may presage adulthood.
So a boy is dead, and there is a cover-up
brewing, but not the cover-up one expects. Friendships start to fray without
the glue that was Skippy. Anomie spreads throughout the school, but Costigan sets
his sights on the annual Seabrook Christmas concert, which he sees as an
opportunity to put the school back on the map of prominence. He wants to make
sure the concert is Quality. He hears Ruprecht's quartet (the Van Doren
Quartet) practicing, and asks Father Laughton what they are playing. "Pachelbel's
Canon in D," Father Laughton says, adding, after a moment of internal
debate, "You might recognize it from the current advertisement for the
Citroën Osprey." The Automator nods. "Quality."
Paul Murray knows the lives of adolescents, where
the highs and lows are just as complicated as in adult lives--maybe more so,
because they have no direction from parents or priests or teachers. So the boys
slog through their days, making what sense of the world they can, usually
through a hormonal haze, as when Dennis decides a Robert Frost poem is about
anal sex:
"Well, once you see it, it's pretty obvious.
Just look at what he says. He's in a wood, right? He sees two roads
in front of him. He takes the one less travelled. What else could it
be about?"
Murray has crafted a rich potpourri of string
theory, the Irish in WWI, Robert Graves, fart jokes, Kipling, spiritualism,
teenage psyches, cigarettes, drugs, sex and Ireland in the 2000s--mochaccino
sippers in love with high tech and out of love with the Church. He throws in a
few bits of typographical whimsy and a lot of laugh-out-loud passages. But he
does have a serious agenda: What is sin? What is the price of maintaining an
institution? How do young people navigate the world? Is there redemption for an
evil life? His dazzling prose creates a dark backdrop for these questions, a
setting of autumnal deadness and futility: "It's the end o
f the school
day; they are walking down the laneway to the Doughnut House. In the dusk the
world appears pale and exhausted, like a vampire's been drinking from its
veins: the thin pink filament of the just-come-on doughnut sign, the white
streetlights like dowdy cotton bolls against the grey clouds, the soft
hand-like leaves of the trees with the colours leeched away to match the
asphalt."
There is much heartbreak in Skippy Dies--real heartbreak, not
merely what adults think children experience, and it informs the students'
feelings of being on the brink of discovery, but of what? We careen from uncontrollable laughter at scatological conversations between the boys to the
sadness of Howard's reason for being called Coward, to anger at the school's
hypocrisy and lies, to the ineffable sorrow of Skippy's despair. The video game
Skippy was immersed in is called "Hopeland," he'd been playing it for
almost a year, and yet hope abandoned him. Ruprecht "does not know how he
ever believed this universe could be a symphony played on superstrings, when it
sounds like shit, played on shit." And yet, compassion and mercy come from
unexpected places.
Paul Murray has written an inventive, haunting, brilliant
novel that is laced with broad humor and subtle wit. He confronts the "grinding
emptiness" at the heart of the adult world, and mourns for the boys being
pushed into that world without a moral compass. Skippy Dies has been longlisted for the Man Booker Prize this
year; if we had to bet, we'd say Murray's novel would be the odds-on favorite.--Marilyn
Dahl
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